while it will feel ridiculous

leupagus:

thinkbyfeeling:

ifeelbetterer:

therealfoxxcub:

buttgenie:

friggin dorks

earth’s mightiest derpfaces

Thor got cast in the re-make of The Big Lebowski, apparently. He liked that hammer. It really tied the room together.

I think secretly Thor was always the Dude. Because the man just abides.

Does this make Loki Jesus?

Because

…

It

it probably does

yes

ifeelbetterer:

therealfoxxcub:

buttgenie:

friggin dorks

earth’s mightiest derpfaces

Thor got cast in the re-make of The Big Lebowski, apparently. He liked that hammer. It really tied the room together.

I think secretly Thor was always the Dude. Because the man just abides.

ifeelbetterer:

leupagus:

fyeahhiddles:

Poetry by Tom Hiddleston (w Helena Bonham Carter) - There’s no woman’s side (W. Shakespeare) 

Okay - so, a couple things. A few things. A multitude, actually, of things. First of all, Twelfth Night is one of the only Shakespeare plays I like - I get that they’re all outstanding works of art, yadda yadda, but I find a lot of the characters in Hamlet or Romeo & Juliet or wherever to be kind of whiny. But Twelfth Night - I love it hard, I love it strong. So any thing where Tom Hiddleston was playing Orsino was going to get me right in the gut. (If he ever actually does this play, please remind me never ever to go see it, since I understand it’s frowned upon to have audience members rush the stage screaming “JUST LET ME LOVE YOU.” I mean that’s still not considered polite, right?)

Second, I kind of love the idea of Viola as an older woman - someone Helena Bonham Carter’s age would make that character even more amazepants and interesting, because can you imagine? A spinster sister, tempest-tossed and alone, disguising herself as a young man and getting not only the opportunity to be male, but to be young again? (I’m going on the old trope that cross-dressing takes years off women.) Viola, who is active and healthy and basically the Ur-Strong-Female-Character, being able to run and fight and curse the way she’s wanted to all her long life? Ugh, yes please.

And third, and perhaps more importantly - I know too much about celebrity gossip, and as far as I can remember, Kenneth Branagh left Emma Thompson to be with HBC - who then dumped him for Tim Burton (heh). So all I can really think about while listening to this is how SUPER AWKWARD this recording session must’ve been and it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

#I bet Twheedles was like super reproachful #and all ‘you know Ken still cries himself to sleep over you’ #and HBC takes a drag off her cigarette and blows the smoke in his face #and is like ‘so you’re telling me you watch him while he sleeps?’ #and Twheedles tries to die immediately

But….I just assumed Tom would frown and be like ‘i just check in with everyone i know every morning….make sure they slept well, deliver them muffins, you know….that sort of thing’ because I bet he does. Like. ‘Morning! Muffin?’ outside everyone’s door every morning. ‘Hi, you were the gaffer on that thing I did a decade ago….I made you banana nut muffins because I remembered you didn’t like blueberry. How did you sleep?’

Yes but then HBC would set upon him the ravens that I assume follow her around. And he might try to offer THEM muffins but they’d just be like CAW CAW and chase him down the block while she lights a new smoke off her old one like the fly bitch she is.

ifeelbetterer:

racketstory:

#this is a good post #bless this show and its continuity #especially when it involves donna calling the smartest alien in the universe a dumbo #repeatedly

DONNA FOR LIFE

DONNA DONNA DONNA DONNA

DOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAA

lazulisong:

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ifeelbetterer:

#i saw mib3 #because i was the target audience #i’m usually the target audience #but especially so this time #because i thought that first movie was maaaaaaaad deep back in #what #like #high school or some shit #and i have to say #this movie failed to provide me with the magic of this gifset #end review

Would you say that it was less than awesome? Because this gifset is pretty awesome.

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• Mer: I hung out with robanybody today
• Leupagus: that's awesome
• Mer: she is the most adorable person
• Leupagus: that is not a surprise
• Mer: we got a first warning from one of the security cops in the parliament buildings
• Leupagus: ..
• Leupagus: how...
• Mer: oh and then a sparrow gave me attitude
• Leupagus: what
• Mer: we were like, fuck it, it looks like rain, the parliament building tour is 1. free, 2. indoors and 3. airconditioned
• Mer: we lingered too long in front of the house of commons and the security cop RIGHT BEHIND US was like 'REJOIN YOUR GROUP LADIES'
• Mer: he then followed us several metres down the corridor to make sure that's what we were doing
• Leupagus: Wooooow
• Leupagus: I wish I could say it was a surprise, but
• Leupagus: you're shifty
• Leupagus: so
• Mer: and she's brown, so obviously we were plotting terrorism
• Leupagus: duh
• Mer: even though it was sunday and parliament closed for the summer like a month ago
• Mer: he was like not even 30 and he was so grumpy looking, I feel sorry for how lame his life must be
• Mer: standing around the house of commons on sunday being like MOVE IT ALONG, STOP LOOKING AT THE STAINED GLASS
• Leupagus: terrible
• Mer: and then there was a street performer in byward market who juggled and then ate fire while wearing a terrible 70s porno looking wig and a drawn-on mustache, and we saw his awful tramp stamp while he was doing a straitjacket escape
• Mer: and then the mafia sparrow trying to get his cut of my delicious pastry or he was going to, idk, peck my kneecaps
• Leupagus: nice
• Mer: robanybody really enjoyed that although she was suddenly in fear of him pecking her ankles
• Mer: anyway this is the kind of calamity that follows me around
• Leupagus: quelle surprise
• Mer: I make my own fun and most of it is barely a misdemeanor

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

ifeelbetterer:

visigoths:

Worst thing about being in the Avengers? Getting hit on.

also general anger is me an i am him

“That’d be cool, actually.” YES, YES IT WOULD.

Let’s eat ice cream with tranquilizers in it and talk about how Captain America doesn’t like girls and Tony Stark will hit on you but doesn’t really seem to mean it *chinhands*

chillin’ out maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool

shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school

—what, I have to phrase it in terms of an objection? Um.

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Terribleness masterclass

HERBIG BROWN EYES

if we’re being serious at any time then something is terribly wrong

needs a plucky 80s theme song

kemosabe

blanket forts for change

you’re a bad boyfriend with a stupid beard

file under: unicorns

even with that hair I’d still hit it

elephants!

life’s just fucking nuts isn’t it

if spock ran SPECTRE we’d all be dead now

never value friendship over lulz

G is for googly eyes

sweetbottletops:

Ari Gold, Sephiroth, and Chuck Norris. 

I was a little worried there, but Chuckles and I will do just fine. 

Sheldon Cooper, Sephiroth and Chuck Norris.

I will trade you Sheldon for Ari. Either that or we’re going to use him as bait.

• Sutlers: you watch by the time i am done bitching they will let me go to law school for free just to shut me up
• Mer: you're going to be the world's greatest lawyer

Pretty sure that suplex wasn’t legal.

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