See, some people just encourage me to be terrible. IT’S NOT ALWAYS MY FAULT.
otp = swedish chef/meat cleaver
favorite canon pairing = is there a canon pairing besides kermit/piggy? Oh wait I think rowlf’s doctor character and janice’s nurse character on Veterinarian’s Hospital had a thing. If they did then that. That’s it.
worst pairing ever = I will just admit that I don’t think Kermit and Piggy have a very healthy relationship.
guilty pleasure pairing = Fozzie/Fozzie’s jokes
a pairing you want to see more = Janice/anyone. I just want to see Janice more.
that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” = I bet somebody out there ships Gonzo and his chickens, and I’m not certain if that’s bestiality or if the chickens are consenting but regardless, I don’t like it one bit.
omg you hater. Camilla the Chicken is totes in love with Gonzo. They probably have the most stable relationship out of any of the muppets, honestly.