while it will feel ridiculous

ifeelbetterer:

hawkeyethehotguy:

sometimes i forget that Tony Stark is actually a genius

he never does

Avengers Gag Reel

Yes this is what I wanted from life, this exactly.

(via twentysome-thing)

Joss Whedon Signed for ‘The Avengers 2′

ifeelbetterer:

therealfoxxcub:

vengerturtle:

Breaking news:  It was just announced on the Walt Disney Investors Conference Call that Joss Whedon will return for The Avengers sequel. Whedon is signed to both write and direct the upcoming sequel. Disney confirmed that Whedon is also involved in the development of the long-lead ABC live-action television series which will be set inside the Marvel cinematic universe. More info as we get it.

MY SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD FROM SPACE

NEW SET OF HOPEFUL DREAMS: So you didn’t give me the Black Widow prequel I wanted, fine, but if you make a whole show out of the Black Widow prequel I wanted….I might forgive you. Someone hypnotize Joss or something and MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Hey sorry everyone

This means Coulson’s probably gonna stay dead

Meg (talking about the fic I just wrote where Natasha learns to knit): although I’m surprised [Natasha] didn’t have metal needles to begin with
Me: noobs man
Me: I’m trying to decide who dragged her into knitting, I feel like it was some random lady at the range at SHIELD who was like WHOOPS HERE ARE SOME NEEDLES AND A BALL OF YARN, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
Me: she will buy needles now that are 13 inches long and reinforced steel
Me: her DPNs will have the capacity to be poison tipped
Meg: signature ones
Meg: tony makes them for her because come on, he liked that couch too
Me: I’m not the only one soothed by the idea of natasha taking to yarncraft though right
Me: and being baffled by it slightly but determined to succeed
Me: in six months she is doing fair isle
Meg: nupps
Me: she’s not insane
Me: spinning though, maybe
Me: she feels like someone’s babushka in a way that she enjoys
Me: it turns out darcy also knits sometimes and together they get pepper into it and maria gets corralled and peer pressured into it when she’s convalescing after a bullet wound, and jane and betty and bruce all join them
Me: jane is fucking useless at getting the coordination together to knit and instead starts crocheting mathematical objects
Me: and doilies, for some reason
Me: yes this is my new headcanon
Me: the avengers stitch and bitch
Meg: tony is allowed on condition of bringing pastry
Meg: steve kind of lurks and draws
Me: instead of knitting tony solders motherboards
Me: but if the smell isn’t too bad they allow it because that shit is finicky
Me: clint never really joins in but will drift in and out of the room
Me: natasha makes him his damn mittens and he buys her wollmeise in thanks
Meg: thor, idk, thor does that ribbon weaving shit
Me: ha
Me: tells happy stories about sitting with frigga when he and loki were small and learning how to do it
Me: nobody knows what to say
Meg: awkward silences all around
Meg: it turns out loki does that really super fine bobbin lace
Meg: and tats
Me: he’d spend hours with frigga doing that shit
Me: talking about magic

GUYS I WROTE A FIC

IT’S BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE THE LAST TIME I TOLD MAGNIFICENT LIES IN A TEXT EDITOR BUT I DID IT

I Wish I Could Buy Back the Woman You Stole (2865 words) by waketosleep
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Mature
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Natasha Romanova
Summary: As far as Natasha can tell, normal women have hobbies that they do in their spare time, and they don’t include fights to the death.

BE PROUD OF ME PLEASE

• Question: Avengers, Jane/Betty, Between the Wars AU (Optional: with subtle Deco-punk flavour?) - everbright-mourning
• Answer:

  Jane didn’t even look up from the guts of the computer at the sound of heels clacking on the floor; Howard had done terrible things in the name of science with vacuum tubes here and she was going to sort it out if it killed her.

  “Agent Carter,” she said loudly, reaching in with a soldering iron, “I told you yesterday that it’ll be done when it’s done and not a moment sooner.”

  A throat cleared; when Jane turned around she didn’t see Peggy Carter but a dark-haired woman with her hair pulled back practically, wearing a flower-print blouse and a navy skirt.

  “I’m not Agent Carter,” said the woman unnecessarily; she looked nervous. Jane stood up and wiped her hands off on her trousers as the woman went on. “Dr. Foster, I’m Betty Ross? I think Howard told you about me?”

  Jane froze; Dr. Ross was doing insane things with gamma radiation for the government, some super-soldier program. Jane didn’t totally understand the biology aspects but had still had a vague urge, upon reading Dr. Ross’ work, to crack her head open and figure out how her brain worked.

  “I just, I was told we were going to share this lab,” said Betty, looking like she wanted to run (because of what? Jane? Jane wasn’t scary, what lies had Howard been telling about her) but resolutely standing her ground.

  Jane gave her a long, considering look, and then pointed over her shoulder. “I haven’t managed to spread too far into that half of the lab, yet,” she said. “We’ll start territory fights later.”

  Betty arched a perfectly pencilled eyebrow. “Will there be chalk lines involved?”

  “Be prepared for anything,” said Jane, and they grinned at each other slowly.

(via ifeelbetterer)

leupagus:

marielikestodraw:

hiddles-boner:

toomanylokifeels:

lickdatcapsicle:

the-incredible-hulk:

Look closely and see that Bruce’s reflection is actually The Hulk.

O___O

WOAH

lazulisong:

So uh guys

you DO realize that the 1940s were full of real people who swore? Like, a bunch? and had terrible senses of humor?

like there are actual Warner Bros cartoons from WW2 that are literally so terrible and offensive in their humor that they are banned from being shown by anti-hate laws?

I mean I’ll grant that Steve Rogers is going to be a lot surprised by gansta rap and all but dudes, he was not pelting Nazis with daisies and I can promise you that he may have heard a swear or two.

AND he was in the USO! I don’t know how to break this to you guys, but he was probably aware that sex was a thing!

I think since he hung out with Bucky Barnes and the Howling Commandos

there are no words that are new to Steve Rogers

Tony’s got some hope with finding new combinations of them, maybe

cimness:

liminalzone:

avali:

vanillatwist:

Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.

#i realized that tony was the first one to touch steve #the first to make a friendly sort of gesture #and steve knocks his hand away completely shutting him down #and after that tony’s just like ”fuck this. don’t touch me bro” #even after a fucking explosion and amidst chaos when steve reaches for him tony jerks his arm away #and steve doesn’t bother arguing he just grabs tony a second time #this time with both hands so tony can’t pull away #godfuckingdammit

SLAP FLIGHT FANART AT LAST. AT LAAAAAAAAAST.

If they turned into kids they would totally have to have a pillow barrier to share the backseat

I think this may have been my favourite scene in the movie; there’s just so much going on in a couple minutes. ACTING!

(via lazulisong)

leupagus:

thinkbyfeeling:

ifeelbetterer:

therealfoxxcub:

buttgenie:

friggin dorks

earth’s mightiest derpfaces

Thor got cast in the re-make of The Big Lebowski, apparently. He liked that hammer. It really tied the room together.

I think secretly Thor was always the Dude. Because the man just abides.

Does this make Loki Jesus?

Because

…

It

it probably does

yes

ifeelbetterer:

visigoths:

Worst thing about being in the Avengers? Getting hit on.

also general anger is me an i am him

“That’d be cool, actually.” YES, YES IT WOULD.

Let’s eat ice cream with tranquilizers in it and talk about how Captain America doesn’t like girls and Tony Stark will hit on you but doesn’t really seem to mean it *chinhands*

gingerhaze:

The most ridiculous thing I have done today is draw the Avengers as LOST characters.

Bonus:

These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiings

redscharlach:

In the interests of lavishing some Avengers attention on characters other than Loki, here’s the Black Widow explaining the possible rationale behind her weapons of choice…

Little guns: they’ll still blow your brains out of your head!

(via ifeelbetterer)

suchwonderfulthings:

I have two essays to write why did I do this

I feel so… patriotic.