sometimes i forget that Tony Stark is actually a genius
he never does
Breaking news: It was just announced on the Walt Disney Investors Conference Call that Joss Whedon will return for The Avengers sequel. Whedon is signed to both write and direct the upcoming sequel. Disney confirmed that Whedon is also involved in the development of the long-lead ABC live-action television series which will be set inside the Marvel cinematic universe. More info as we get it.
MY SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD FROM SPACE
NEW SET OF HOPEFUL DREAMS: So you didn’t give me the Black Widow prequel I wanted, fine, but if you make a whole show out of the Black Widow prequel I wanted….I might forgive you. Someone hypnotize Joss or something and MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
Hey sorry everyone
This means Coulson’s probably gonna stay deadSource: oldvengerturtle
Meg (talking about the fic I just wrote where Natasha learns to knit): although I’m surprised [Natasha] didn’t have metal needles to begin with
Me: noobs man
Me: I’m trying to decide who dragged her into knitting, I feel like it was some random lady at the range at SHIELD who was like WHOOPS HERE ARE SOME NEEDLES AND A BALL OF YARN, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
Me: she will buy needles now that are 13 inches long and reinforced steel
Me: her DPNs will have the capacity to be poison tipped
Meg: signature ones
Meg: tony makes them for her because come on, he liked that couch too
Me: I’m not the only one soothed by the idea of natasha taking to yarncraft though right
Me: and being baffled by it slightly but determined to succeed
Me: in six months she is doing fair isle
Me: she’s not insane
Me: spinning though, maybe
Me: she feels like someone’s babushka in a way that she enjoys
Me: it turns out darcy also knits sometimes and together they get pepper into it and maria gets corralled and peer pressured into it when she’s convalescing after a bullet wound, and jane and betty and bruce all join them
Me: jane is fucking useless at getting the coordination together to knit and instead starts crocheting mathematical objects
Me: and doilies, for some reason
Me: yes this is my new headcanon
Me: the avengers stitch and bitch
Meg: tony is allowed on condition of bringing pastry
Meg: steve kind of lurks and draws
Me: instead of knitting tony solders motherboards
Me: but if the smell isn’t too bad they allow it because that shit is finicky
Me: clint never really joins in but will drift in and out of the room
Me: natasha makes him his damn mittens and he buys her wollmeise in thanks
Meg: thor, idk, thor does that ribbon weaving shit
Me: tells happy stories about sitting with frigga when he and loki were small and learning how to do it
Me: nobody knows what to say
Meg: awkward silences all around
Meg: it turns out loki does that really super fine bobbin lace
Meg: and tats
Me: he’d spend hours with frigga doing that shit
Me: talking about magic
GUYS I WROTE A FIC
IT’S BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE THE LAST TIME I TOLD MAGNIFICENT LIES IN A TEXT EDITOR BUT I DID IT
I Wish I Could Buy Back the Woman You Stole (2865 words) by waketosleep
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Natasha Romanova
Summary: As far as Natasha can tell, normal women have hobbies that they do in their spare time, and they don’t include fights to the death.
BE PROUD OF ME PLEASE
So uh guys
you DO realize that the 1940s were full of real people who swore? Like, a bunch? and had terrible senses of humor?
like there are actual Warner Bros cartoons from WW2 that are literally so terrible and offensive in their humor that they are banned from being shown by anti-hate laws?
I mean I’ll grant that Steve Rogers is going to be a lot surprised by gansta rap and all but dudes, he was not pelting Nazis with daisies and I can promise you that he may have heard a swear or two.
AND he was in the USO! I don’t know how to break this to you guys, but he was probably aware that sex was a thing!
I think since he hung out with Bucky Barnes and the Howling Commandos
there are no words that are new to Steve Rogers
Tony’s got some hope with finding new combinations of them, maybeSource: lazulisong
Oh, I’m starting to want you to make me.
SLAP FLIGHT FANART AT LAST. AT LAAAAAAAAAST.
If they turned into kids they would totally have to have a pillow barrier to share the backseat
I think this may have been my favourite scene in the movie; there’s just so much going on in a couple minutes. ACTING!
(via lazulisong)Source: radiophile
earth’s mightiest derpfaces
Thor got cast in the re-make of The Big Lebowski, apparently. He liked that hammer. It really tied the room together.
I think secretly Thor was always the Dude. Because the man just abides.
Does this make Loki Jesus?
it probably does
Worst thing about being in the Avengers? Getting hit on.
also general anger is me an i am him
“That’d be cool, actually.” YES, YES IT WOULD.
Let’s eat ice cream with tranquilizers in it and talk about how Captain America doesn’t like girls and Tony Stark will hit on you but doesn’t really seem to mean it *chinhands*Source: visigoths