Time Management 101, taught by Bernard Black
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All your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated.
I always crack up instantly at “Which one of you bitches wants to dance?”
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I’ve never been up at half-ten! What happens?!
Every morning of every day. This right here.
That moment raised a shameful sense of comraderie in me.
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