Busting in to say I’VE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS EITHER. Worst-nerd high-five. o/
worst but BEST
all i know about star wars is there’s a girl with buns on her cheeks also furry things called wookies
also darth vader who runs a floating hotel for evil called the death star and darth mal who has a red/rorschach blot face + horns and is seriously overcompensating because his light sabre has 2 pointy ends!!!!
also a character named jar jar binks who is singlehandedly responsible for the demise of the franchise and two robots r2d2 and c3po who chill with luke skywalker who has a dad
and han solo and leia just need to get it on
I’d make fun, but I haven’t seen any of the new ones and haven’t seen the original trilogy in years, so.
Speaking as a fan:
- An original trilogy rewatch is always a good idea;
- Episode One is dogshit, skip it always;
- There’s a recut of Episode Two which is a surprisingly good movie;
- I still haven’t seen Episode Three myself. Not brave enough yet.